when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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