I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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