My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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