I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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