The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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