party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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