Sry I called you an 8
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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