Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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