You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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