is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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