Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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