And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Randomize
