Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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