you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
