is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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