i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
only you would photoshop your dick
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
