at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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