kristin has been a bad kristin
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize