I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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