Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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