He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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