I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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