just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
