i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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