How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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