Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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