i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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