Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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