Well apparently he's into motor boating.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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