The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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