The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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