Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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