he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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