Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
