Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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