I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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