Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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