Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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