The maid of honor just puked.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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