??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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