How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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