Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Welp...herpes.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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