I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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