so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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