My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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