Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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