That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I need moral support for this bender
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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