Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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