drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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