I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
