Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
