I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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