i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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