White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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